Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Pants

Wikipedia says, "Shorts are a bifurcated garment worn by both men and women over their pelvic area, circling the waist, and covering the upper part of the legs, sometimes extending down to or even below the knee, but not covering the entire length of the leg. They are called "shorts" because they are a shortened version of trousers, which cover the entire leg. Shorts are typically worn in warm weather or in an environment where comfort and airflow are more important than the protection of the legs."

Funny Wikipedia picture of David and Julie Eisenhower wearing in 1971.


Check.

Worn in warm weather. Check.
Shortened version of trousers. 

Just as I thought. 

"Trousers are an item of clothing worn from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth stretching across both as in skirts and dresses). The word trousers is used in the UK and Ireland, but some other English-speaking countries such as Canada, South Africa, and the United States often refer to such items of clothing as pants, a shortening of the historic term pantaloons." Thanks Wikipedia. 
 Check.

In an area where comfort and airflow are more important than the protection of the legs. I.e. Raleigh in April. Check.

Toddler with a short memory. Check. 

Explaining this to a two year-old. No check.

He doesn't remember last summer. 

"Broken mommy. Pants broken." 

Broken? Um. Not exactly my son. 

"Fix it peas." 

"Um. They are fine. Your legs are supposed to be naked."

"No Momma. Pants broken."

"Sweetie. Your pants are fine. Do you want some breakfast?"

Sippy cup of milk. Totally tricked him with food. Easy way to out smart a two year-old. 


Kid in shorts. Check. Wait. He's wearing a soccer shirt. Score.

1 comment:

  1. Isaac CRACKS me up!!! Love this, and him!

    A proud Aunt Liz :)

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